
somewhere out there is a greek politician praying for his country not to win and host the eurovision
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
- Count Fabula
- Eyebrows
- Hot men
- Lesbians
- Guy who named his shoes
- Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
- Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
- ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
- One of the Euphoria rip offs
- Jesus
- Thor
- Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
- Depressing song about birds